Are Muslims Good or Are Muslims Bad?

Some of them wage Jihad

And stone to death their wives

Others to protect your ass

Have given their very lives

 

Are Muslims good?

Are Muslims bad?

 

Some are CEOs

Who plot to rape the land

Another lives in a trailer

He's a loving family man

 

Are white men good?

Are white men bad?

 

Some just want to use you

For your money or your balls

Others have met the challenge

Of the world's most fearsome calls

 

Are women good?

Are women bad?


For Just One Night

Your heart that bleeds was gushing

And mine was finally free

You were not yet a mystery

And you sure didn't know me

 

The dance floor and the void

Shimmering, scary, dark

But when the lights came up

We both knew our parts

 

For just one night

We were a movie

For just one night

We were a song

For just one night

I didn't even care

That our spark

Would soon be gone

 

Our eyes were big and open

Your one remark was weird

But then the Force took over

God must have steered

 

The past couldn't touch

What the future couldn't bring

And all that we could do that night

Was let our bodies sing

 

For just one night

We were a movie

For just one night

We were a song

For just one night

I didn't even care

That our spark

Would soon be gone

 

I don't know if I'll find

A love that lasts

I might die alone

many do

But thanks to that magic

That we shared that one night

I know dreams of love

Can come true

 

The night we danced was winter's

But dawn finally broke

We said goodbye and thank you

From the dream we awoke

 

The pain of crashing down

Knowing we were through

Cut like a loss

And yet because of you

 

For just one night

I was Brando

For just one night

You were Helen of Troy

For just one night

You unleashed the very best

Of this love sick grown up boy


God vs. Girlfriend

She's radiantly smart

With magnanimous heart

But God causes all

Every rise and fall

 

She's loyal, and she's strong

Her train of virtues long

But God guides the human race

With ever flowing grace

 

Whom should I call at night?

God or Girlfriend, God or Girlfriend?

Whom should I pledge my life?

God or Girlfriend, God or Girlfriend?

 

Her snuggles keep me warm

But God's commandments teach and warn

Her voice can really sing

But God made everything

 

She has the sweetest face

But God created space

For her love I pine

But God created time

 

Whom should I call at night?

God or Girlfriend, God or Girlfriend?

Whom should I pledge my life?

God or Girlfriend, God or Girlfriend?

 

God doesn't kiss me the way that she does

Why do I have to choose?

But she's not the fabric of is, will, and was

Do I really have to choose?

 

She gives head

But God raises dead

She's my friend

But God is the end

 

Whom should I call at night?

God or Girlfriend, God or Girlfriend?

Whom should I pledge my life?

God or Girlfriend, God or Girlfriend?

 

 

Big Dick

I've got a full house in the bank

Will never worry 'bout what to eat

I've got a big brain the devil's wit

And an Ivy League degree

I've got a big dick and big ole balls

And a hundred-watt smile to boot

 

I've got all of these things, but I don't have you

 

I've got a real zoo in my yard

Filled with dinosaurs and giraffes

I've got an arcade in my basement

Filled with fighting games from the past

I've got a cruise ship with laser canons

Love to shoot 'em straight at the moon

 

I've got all of these things, but I don't have you

 

I obsess about my gifts

To convince myself that I rule

But deep inside I always feel

I'm love's biggest fool

And I'll never find peace

 

People say I've got it all

But they don't know that I've lost you

They don't know my dream of love

Came crashing down in flames

And I'll never be whole

 

I've got a cool scar from my youth

And I lived to tell the story

I've got a full wall of trophies and medals

That represent so much glory

I've got a great fam, filled with love

From my parents and my cousins, too

 

I've got all of these things, but I don't have you

 

 

The Man Song

Do you think I'm strong and silent

Or that I vomit verbal violence?

Am I your white knight

Or was I just born to fight?

 

Did you hope I'd protect you

Or did you fear that I'd hurt you?

What was your plan when you called me a man?

 

Should I look like Schwarzenegger

Or do you prefer Mick Jagger?

Does it mean I don't have feelings

Or that I'm good at business dealings?

 

Did you hope I'd protect you

Or did you fear that I'd hurt you?

What was your plan when you called me a man?

 

Should I wear pants, should I lead when I dance, and have a heart that's full of wrath?

Do I love to compete, do I have smelly feet, and do you think that I love math?

Am I a real homophobe in my occipital lobe, and is my uniform a suit?

Do I puff up my chest, do I stare at your breasts, and are the guns for me to shoot?

 

Did you hope I'd protect you

Or did you fear that I'd hurt you?

What was your plan when you called me a man?

Did you hope that I'd save you

Or did you fear that I'd kill you?

Tell me: what was your plan when you called me a man?

 

From the day that I'm born I'm being shaped by the world and you

Everything I see and everyone that I might and touch

Each moment guides the sun I worship and grow to

Hormones flood my brain and push me to you

 

It feels like I have a choice

It feel like identity

But what is it

that really makes

Me me?

 

No free will

I'm controlled by the past

No free will

I'm a slave to my brain

No free will

I'm a pawn of my genes

No free will

It'll drive you insane

 

My politics come from my parents or their opposite

Concepts of love from either church or a TV screen

Emotions rip apart my attempts to control my life

Subconscious addictions I can barely define

 

It feels like I have a choice

It feel like identity

But what is it

that really makes

Me me?

 

No free will

I'm controlled by the past

No free will

I'm a slave to my brain

No free will

I'm a pawn of my genes

No free will

It'll drive you insane

 

But there is one more problem

Our knowledge is so weak

That even if we choose

We probably won't find what we seek

But it's really not so bad

'Cause you can still be you

And watch the show unfold

Just the way that it's supposed to

 

No free will

I'm controlled by the past

No free will

I'm a slave to my brain

No free will

I'm a pawn of my genes

No free will

It'll drive you insane

 

No free will

It's a grand design

No free will

Just enjoy the ride

No free will

Even though it's fate

No free will

To be alive is great

No Free Will